Nebudem chodi\u0165 okolo hor\u00facej ka\u0161e, na\u0161a rodina si ve\u013emi nepotrp\u00ed na poriadok v aute. Ke\u010f sa mi auto podar\u00ed uprata\u0165, v\u017edy sa pote\u0161\u00edm a poviem si, \u017ee by som mohla sk\u00fasi\u0165 tento stav udr\u017ea\u0165. Ale potom nevyhnutne vst\u00fapi do hry (alebo sk\u00f4r za volant) m\u00f4j man\u017eel, a sk\u00f4r ne\u017e sa stihnem nad\u00fdchnu\u0165, interi\u00e9rom n\u00e1\u0161ho vozidla lietaj\u00fa papieriky od cukr\u00edkov, pr\u00e1zdne plechovky a t\u00e9gliky od n\u00e1pojov, pracovn\u00e9 zmluvy, parkovacie l\u00edstky, \u010dist\u00e9 aj \u0161pinav\u00e9 kusy odevu, top\u00e1nky, oblekov\u00e9 nohavice, v\u0155ta\u010dka, tla\u010diare\u0148 na dokumenty, hra\u010dky, \u010dasopisy, nab\u00edja\u010dky na mobil, notebook a tak podobne. M\u00f4jmu man\u017eelovi toti\u017e na poriadku nez\u00e1le\u017e\u00ed. A nielen to, on ho ani nevid\u00ed. Ani si ho nev\u0161imne. Sme spolu u\u017e dlh\u00e9 roky a zo za\u010diatku som vynakladala ve\u013ek\u00e9 \u00fasilie na to, aby som udr\u017eala auto v prijate\u013enom stave. Teraz si mysl\u00edte, \u017ee to preh\u00e1\u0148am, aby bol tento text zauj\u00edmavej\u0161\u00ed, ale nie je to tak. Jedn\u00e9ho d\u0148a som napr\u00edklad objavila v priehradke na dver\u00e1ch vodi\u010da roztopen\u00fa \u010dokol\u00e1du a na nej vyliatu plechovku s energetick\u00fdm n\u00e1pojom. Po intenz\u00edvnom pla\u010di na pokraji hyst\u00e9rie, ktor\u00fd pramenil najm\u00e4 z faktu, \u017ee uprata\u0165 to budem musie\u0165 zase len ja, som sa za\u0165ala a vyka\u0161\u013eala sa na to. Pova\u017eujem za vrcholne nespravodliv\u00e9 ak v partnerskom vz\u0165ahu jeden neust\u00e1le tvor\u00ed neporiadok v aute a druh\u00fd ho upratuje. Mysl\u00edm, \u017ee by to malo by\u0165 pekne spravodlivo podelen\u00e9. Preto teraz rob\u00edme neporiadok obaja a poriadok pr\u00edle\u017eitostne, priam v\u00fdnimo\u010dne.<\/p>\n

V pondelok mi vol\u00e1 svokra. Chce, aby som k nim v utorok doviezla na celodenn\u00fd pobyt syna. Par\u00e1da. Na konci hovoru e\u0161te poznamen\u00e1: \u201eKe\u010f pre\u0148ho pr\u00edde\u0161, vezme\u0161 ma do mesta.\u201c
\nJasn\u00e9, \u017eiadny probl\u00e9m.<\/p>\n

Na druh\u00fd de\u0148 veziem syna k svokrovcom a \u0161ibnem poh\u013eadom na priestor pod nohami spolujazdca. Je mi jasn\u00e9, \u017ee tam svokru nem\u00f4\u017eem usadi\u0165. Vylo\u017e\u00edm die\u0165a a po\u010fho na najbli\u017e\u0161iu \u010derpaciu stanicu. Vyh\u00e1d\u017eem v\u0161etky smeti z prednej \u010dasti vozidla, vypr\u00e1\u0161im kober\u010deky a e\u0161te aj povys\u00e1vam cel\u00fd predok! Trv\u00e1 mi to asi 12 min\u00fat. Ke\u010f nast\u00fapim a vid\u00edm tie povys\u00e1van\u00e9 kober\u010deky, srdce mi zaples\u00e1. U\u017e si za\u010dnem nahov\u00e1ra\u0165, \u017ee by som to mohla robi\u0165 pravidelne, ale potom sa \u00faprimne zasmejem svojej naivite. Doma si uvar\u00edm k\u00e1vu, cel\u00e1 spokojn\u00e1 so svoj\u00edm v\u00fdkonom. Zrazu si uvedom\u00edm, \u017ee svokra s najv\u00e4\u010d\u0161ou pravdepodobnos\u0165ou nebude chcie\u0165 sedie\u0165 vpredu! Ur\u010dite bude chcie\u0165 sedie\u0165 ved\u013ea vnuka a po\u010das cesty mu bude rozpr\u00e1va\u0165 v\u0161etky tie babi\u010dkovsk\u00e9 z\u00e1le\u017eitosti, spieva\u0165 pesni\u010dky a \u0165apy \u0165apu\u0161ky.<\/p>\n

Neost\u00e1va mi in\u00e9. Vyzbroj\u00edm sa obrovskou igelitkou a mokr\u00fdmi utierkami. Str\u010d\u00edm sa za predn\u00e9 sedadl\u00e1 a vylov\u00edm v\u0161etky poklady, ktor\u00e9 le\u017eali pod seda\u010dkami. Nastane z\u00fariv\u00e9 pr\u00e1\u0161enie zadn\u00fdch kober\u010dekov. Svoje \u00fasilie zaklincujem detailn\u00fdm utret\u00edm prachu na palubnej doske. Kr\u00e1sa. Takto dobre na\u0161e auto nevyzeralo u\u017e ani nepam\u00e4t\u00e1m. Dokonca som tam nena\u0161la ani ni\u010d nechutn\u00e9. Super.<\/p>\n

K\u00fdm som pri\u0161la k svokrovcom rozpr\u0161alo sa. \u201eVie\u0161 \u010do, p\u00f4jdem rad\u0161ej svoj\u00edm autom ke\u010f pr\u0161\u00ed, aby som sa mala ako vr\u00e1ti\u0165 nasp\u00e4\u0165,\u201c hovor\u00ed svokra. A ja sa na sebe v duchu dobre bav\u00edm. Lebo tak\u00e1 som ja gazdinka. Motivuje ma vonkaj\u0161ia hrozba. Ke\u010f hroz\u00ed n\u00e1v\u0161teva, dom\u00e1cnos\u0165 sa ligoce. Ak sme doma \u201elen my\u201c, radi po\u013eav\u00edme. Ako v\u0161ak zd\u00f4raz\u0148uj\u00fa americk\u00e9 poriadkumilovn\u00e9 blogerky, udr\u017eiava\u0165 upratan\u00fa dom\u00e1cnos\u0165 by sme mali najm\u00e4 kv\u00f4li svojej rodine a nie kv\u00f4li pr\u00edle\u017eitostn\u00fdm n\u00e1v\u0161tevn\u00edkom. Pr\u00e1ve ja a moja rodina si zasl\u00fa\u017eime \u010dist\u00fd a pokojn\u00fd domov (alebo auto), v ktorom sa v\u0161etci c\u00edtia pr\u00edjemne.<\/p>\n

S\u00fahlas\u00edm, no aj tak s ot\u00e1zkou poriadku bojujem na materskej ka\u017ed\u00fd de\u0148 zas a znova. Ak by ste mi chceli pom\u00f4c\u0165, pozvite sa k n\u00e1m na n\u00e1v\u0161tevu. A potom na posledn\u00fa chv\u00ed\u013eu zavolajte a povedzte, \u017ee nem\u00f4\u017eete pr\u00eds\u0165 ?<\/p>\n

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Ak v\u00e1s tento text zaujal, vypo\u010dujte si m\u00f4j rovnako trefn\u00fd podcast s n\u00e1zvom Jedna Mama<\/a>, kde ka\u017ed\u00fd t\u00fd\u017ede\u0148 hovor\u00edm o p\u00e1l\u010div\u00fdch matersk\u00fdch t\u00e9mach.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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